Attorney General Holder Will Seek New Assault Weapons Ban
February 26, 2009
(ChattahBox) — The Obama administration will seek to reinstate the assault weapons ban that expired in 2004 during the Bush administration, Attorney General Eric Holder said today.
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Simpsons Renewed For Two More Seasons – World Rejoices
February 26, 2009
(ChattahBox) — Excellent Smithers! After 20 seasons Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie haven’t aged a day and the voice actors are well paid and happy to go on. Fox announced today they have renewed “The Simpsons” for two more seasons. Read more
Another Three Large Investment Scams Exposed – More Likely to Follow
February 26, 2009
(ChattahBox) — Like worms coming out the ground after a rain storm, Madoff’s $50 billion fraud set off a run by many investors to pull their money from companies who are now wriggling around with no where to hide. Three more alleged investment schemes have been rooted out yesterday (by the NY Post), swindling clients to the sad tune of more than $1 billion. were taken down. Read more
Porn Company Begs Octomom To Keep Her Clothes On
February 26, 2009
US (ChattahBox) – It looks like the general public aren’t the only people begging Nadya Suleman, recently dubbed ‘Octomom’, to keep her clothes on.
Microsoft Sues TomTom Over Copyright Infringement
February 26, 2009
US (ChattahBox) – Microsoft has filed a lawsuit against TomTom, alleging that they have infringed on their software patents, and refused to cooperate in negotiations.
770 Lb Freshwater Stringray Caught In Thailand
February 26, 2009
Thailand (ChattahBox) – A British biologist stunned locals when he netted himself a stingray that measured 7 ft x 7 ft, with a tail 10 ft. long.
Bush And Others To Be Investigated By Senate For Torture
February 26, 2009
US (ChattahBox) – According to a report released by RAW, the Senate has launched an investigation into possible administration abuses under Bush’s government, that led to the prolonged torture of prisoners and detainees during his Presidency.
Mermaid tale: Double amputee swims with a prosthetic tail
February 26, 2009
(ChattahBox) — Nadya Vessey was a mere child when her legs were amputated below the knees, due to an illness.
Infatuated with the idea of being a mermaid, Vessey contacted Wellington, New Zealnd based Oscar-winning Weta Workshop, the special-effects team that worked on the Lord of the Rings and The Chronicles of Narnia series—about creating a prosthetic mermaid’s tail for her. Read more
First Dog’s breed and time of arrival identified!
February 26, 2009
(ChattahBox) — First lady Michelle Obama tells People that a rescued Portuguese water dog will likely join the White House in April after the first daughters, Sasha, 7, and Malia, 10, return from spring break. Obama’s choice will tickle Sen. Ted Kennedy, who owns two Portuguese water dogs. Read more
Michael Jordan And Yvette Prieto Move In To Suburban Home
February 26, 2009
Florida (ChattahBox) – Michael Jordan has reportedly moved into a $221,000 house with his Cuban model girlfriend, Yvette Prieto, in suburban Miami.

