Man Hides From Police In Caves, Not Found For 16 years
July 30, 2009
Portugal (ChattahBox) – A man who had been hiding for 16 years in mountain caves after escaping a murder sentence has been arrested once again after shoving a woman to the ground, where she hit her head and died.
Michael Jackson’s mother to retain permanent custody of his kids
July 30, 2009
(ChattahBox) — Michael Jackson’s mother Katherine Jackson will get custody of the late pop star’s three children according to her lawyer, avoiding a bitter custody battle. The news means an agreement with her son’s ex-wife Debbie Rowe, the mother of Prince and Paris has been made. Reportedly in the arrangement Rowe will retain parental rights but will not try for custody, and gets no extra money. The biological mother of Jackson’s third child, Prince Michael II, 7, also known as Blanket, a product of artificial insemination has never been revealed. Read more
Miss. Police Begin Using ‘Wheel Of Justice’ To Make Arrests
July 30, 2009
Mississippi (ChattahBox) – Police in Picayune have come up with a controversial way of arresting those with active warrants. Rather than going by priority of the charges, they have decided to leave it up to fate.
Boston Cop on Leave for Gates Racist “Jungle Monkey” Email
July 30, 2009
(ChattahBox)—Boston Police Officer Justin Barrett is a very angry man who demands respect from “banana-eating jungle monkey[s]” and wants the women around him to be quiet while they serve him “…coffee and donuts on a Sunday morning.”
Officer Barrett is on paid administrative leave for mass mailing a racist, sexist, hate-filled email to the Boston Globe and members of his National Guard unit, where he referred to professor Henry Louis Gates Jr as a “jungle monkey” three times, while hurling the racial slur at a Boston Globe writer, as well. Read more
Jude Law to be a father again but mother unnamed
July 30, 2009
(ChattahBox) — In an apparent big surprise to himself, Jude Law has now discovered and revealed he is to become a father for the fourth time, following a fling with an unnamed woman. The media-shy actor’s lawyer released a terse statement announcing the news, saying:
“Following a relationship last year” the star “has been advised that he is to be the father of a child.” Although Law “is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned” he intends to be “a fully supportive part of the child’s life.” “This is an entirely private matter and no further statements will be made.” Read more
Baby taken from slain mom’s womb found alive
July 30, 2009
(ChattahBox) — A violent and repugnant murder may have been solved and the orphaned newborn baby recovered. Massachusetts police said Wednesday they have found the baby believed to be literally ripped from the womb of its mother and arrested a suspect in connection with the alleged murder and kidnapping. Police discovered Darlene Haynes, a mother of three and eight months pregnant, found dead Monday, after neighbors complained about a strong stench in her apartment. The victim was a tragic figure, mentally impaired, and struggling to take care of herself. Two of her children were being raised by her maternal grandmother. Haynes, 23, was found in the closet of a bedroom, wrapped in bedding and so mangled and decomposed that authorities could not immediately tell her gender. Police think she had been dead for several days.
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Colleen Raezler: Turn Off TV Shows With Gays
July 29, 2009
(ChattahBox)—Colleen Raezler, an outspoken staff member for the Conservative watchdog group, the Culture and Media Institute, is on a mission against positive portrayals of gay men and women in the media and is especially aghast at any mention of sex on her television that does not promote traditional values and morality.
Recently, Raezler suggested that homosexual characters on TV shows exist only to indoctrinate viewers to accept their dangerous lifestyle as normal. Read more
Sudanese Woman Defies Islamic Regime, Wears Pants to Court
July 29, 2009
(ChattahBox)—A Sudanese female journalist facing 40 lashes and a fine for violating the Islamic country’s strict decency laws by wearing pants in public, openly defied the regime’s strict interpretation of Sharia law, by wearing pants to her court hearing on Wednesday. In fact, she wore the exact same outfit she was arrested in of loose slacks, a loose tunic and a head scarf. Read more
Sarah Palin To Have Her Own Radio Show?
July 29, 2009
US (ChattahBox) – Hey all you fans of the ‘unique’ way that Sarah Palin has of speaking, you may have something special on the horizon. There are rumors of a radio show featuring the former governor in the works.
Four Cops Accused of Framing Woman In Automobile Accident
July 29, 2009
California (ChattahBox) – Four Hollywood police officers may have watched one to many movies. They have been suspended from active duty pending an investigation, after it was found that they hatched a scheme to frame a woman for a traffic accident caused by a fellow cop.