Man Arrested After Drunken Attempt To Revive Roadkill
March 28, 2010
Police say 55-year-old Donald Wolfe was desperately trying to save the very dead creature after a long night of drinking.
It was not clear whether or not he had been driving intoxicated and hit the opossum, or how it was he was attempting to resurrect it, but there were several witnesses.
Wolfe was arrested and charged with public drunkenness. It was not immediately clear if he had a past criminal record, a veterinary degree, or the powers of marsupial necromancy.