Man Arrested After Drunken Attempt To Revive Roadkill

March 28, 2010

Pennsylvania (ChattahBox) – A man has been arrested after police discovered him drunk on the side of a highway, allegedly attempted to ‘revive’ a dead opossum that had been hit by a car.

Police say 55-year-old Donald Wolfe was desperately trying to save the very dead creature after a long night of drinking.

It was not clear whether or not he had been driving intoxicated and hit the opossum, or how it was he was attempting to resurrect it, but there were several witnesses.

Wolfe was arrested and charged with public drunkenness. It was not immediately clear if he had a past criminal record, a veterinary degree, or the powers of marsupial necromancy.

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5 Responses to “Man Arrested After Drunken Attempt To Revive Roadkill”

  1. L J GIBBS on March 28th, 2010 5:51 pm

    this story isn’t all true. First off he wasnt giving the damn thing cpr. he was taking pictures of it. I know him he is a little wierd. second he wasnt drinking all night he was drinking like 2 hours before. thirdly get your damn story strait before putting it on here. people take shit way out of context. anything to make a story, huh? idiots ya thats you chattahbox.com

  2. olivia on March 28th, 2010 8:08 pm

    Actually, according to the police report as reported by several media sources and the local PD, you are the one with the story wrong. Sorry.

  3. Sandi M on March 28th, 2010 8:14 pm

    This article was also in the Pittsburgh Post Gazette on March 27, 2010. There were witnesses who saw him doing a seance over the carcass and then mouth-to-mouth. The trooper was also quoted. There was no camera to speak of or that would have been mentioned in the article.

  4. L J GIBBS on March 28th, 2010 10:59 pm

    this is all hear say. he did of a cell phone with him and 99% cell phones have cameras on them. you people dont even know this guy. he is a great person . you people need to get a life and move on. if you read the police report the officer says “i guess”. meaning that this is what people had said. they didnot actually see him doing anything.dont believe everythin gyou read idiot. leave him and his family alone. worry about other things in this world like jobs, healthcare and the war.

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