The Newest Health Epidemic: Broken Penis
July 5, 2010
Jamaica (ChattahBox) – Hospitals in Jamaica are reporting a rise in the number of fractured genitals caused by rough sex, in a wave of ‘daggering’ that is causing damage across the island nation.
According to the Jamaica Star, there has been a sharp rise in the number of men who are stumbling into the ER was broken junk (the medical term, of course).
“We’ve noticed an increase,” a urologist from Kingston Public Hospital, who said he was now treating up to two cases a month, told the paper.
“Almost every other week, since late last year, there is one case for this hospital.”
So, here is what they think is happening:
Man likes porn. Man likes sex. Man decides to hit it like the porn stars do, and gives in to some rough lovin’. But the man has bad aim, and when he goes in for the kill, he ends up banging his Little Friend at an odd angle.
If done hard enough, this can cause an actual fracture to the shaft of the penis, which is a serious medical condition.
How do you know if you have fractures your Johnson? First of all, it is going to hurt like nothing you have probably felt before. You will hear a pop at the initial contact, and it will start to badly swell or bruise.
If you suspect you have gotten banged up doing a little bit of daggeration, you should seek medical help immediately, as left untreated, a fractured penis can cause impotence or deformation.