The Booze Bra: When is a Rack Not a Rack?
July 18, 2010
(ChattahBox)—Well, it’s a slow news day so far. And that means trolling the Daily Mail for some really groundbreaking stories and faux journalism. And what did this writer find? A story on a party bra that holds an entire bottle of wine or a fifth of vodka. And not only does the “Wine Rack” bra get you loaded, but it also increases your cup size—well until you consume all that booze anyways.
The “Wine Rack” bra comes to us courtesy of New Jersey-based Baron Bob, that has been “crusading against the common gift since 1998.” The website is filled with gag gifts, most of them party related, such as a beer belt that holds an entire six-pack that “allows for hands free convenience while keeping your precious beer at no further than an arm’s length,” and “Bobble Babes” drink cozies, featuring jiggling boobs—”Give it a Wiggle and Watch Her Jiggle!”
The Wine Rack sports bra comes equipped with a drinking tube and promises to “turn an A cup in to double Ds.”
Haha, and it’s also recommended for moms to help them make it through a boring PTA meeting:
“Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!”
The Mail provides us with a quote from novelty store owner Paul Krasulja. “The only thing is that some girls will give off the wrong impression at the start of a night and deflate as the evening goes on, he said.
And the UK paper helpfully informs its readers of another product sold by the novelty company —”edible G-strings.”
Photo Source: BaronBob