New ‘Subtle Butt’ Inserts Promise Saving Grace to the Gas-Inclined

July 21, 2010

(ChattahBox) – Do you have gas that could set your couch on fire? Have you lost all of your friends due to your irritable behind? Are you lonely, depressed, and considering sticking a cork up there to stop the madness? There is no need to get dramatic…just get Subtle Butt!

StyleList posted a story about this new line of backside odor defense, which come in patches that are inserted and stuck to the inside back of the underwear, at the “critical space”, as it were.

It is all part of a line of products from Solutions That Stick, which offer you a range of problem-solving stickies for everything from removing skidmarks, to absorbing drool.

“I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog,” creator Kim Olenicoff said in her StyleList interview.

“Some customers have even told me that it’s saved their marriage! People with IBS and food allergies definitely gravitate toward these, too. It’s kind of embarrassing, but it’s better to have it in and not be embarrassed.”

Yes, it certainly is.


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