Tiger Woods, Now Cured of Sexual Addiction Returns to Golf in March
February 8, 2010
(ChattahBox)—Fresh from his stay at a sexual rehabilitation clinic in Mississippi, Tiger Woods is reportedly on his way home to Windermere, Fla. to reunite with his wife Elin and his two children. Apparently now cured of the urge to have serial sexual encounters with pancake house waitresses, party hostesses and porn stars, Tiger plans to resume his professional golfing career next month.
According to TMZ, Tiger Woods plans to return to his mansion in Florida sometime next week. Although his wife Elin no longer wears her wedding ring, she apparently has postponed her divorce plans, to attempt a reconciliation with her straying husband.
Woods is eying the Tavistock Cup at Isleworth Golf & Country Club, scheduled for March 22 and 23, as a warm up match for his return to golf. Woods played in the match last year.
After the Tavistock Cup, Woods is headed to Georgia to play in the heralded Masters tournament.