Onion News Spoof: Al-Qaeda Generously Calls Of Attacks For Stephanie Meyers

July 1, 2010

(ChattahBox) – In a fantastic Onion News Network report, Al-Qaeda was said to have canceled a major attack against Washington D.C., after they discovered ‘Twilight’ author, Stephanie Meyer, would be appearing at a bookstore nearby.

The spoof features everyone’s favorite guest terrorist, Omar al Farouq, as he describes the passion that al-Qaeda holds for the young adult book series.

The highlight of the video has to the picture of Osama bin Laden wearing a ‘Team Jacob’ shirt, and al Farouq saying that some factions believe Meyers should be stoned to death for the heartache she causes the young, Native American werewolf.

The video can be found below.

Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation’s Capitol To Spare Life Of ‘Twilight’ Author


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