Bill Donohue Fumes Over Taylor Momsen ‘Prancing Around With a Dildo’

July 28, 2010

(ChattahBox)—The Christian right, including clownish Catholic League President Bill Donahue, is incensed over Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen’s admission that she masturbates with the aid of a trusty vibrator, she calls her “best friend.” Donahue condemned the use of a “dildo” as evidence of “insanity.” And the leader of a biblical parenting group declared that Momsen’s solo performances would doom her to a life of failure. And Foxnews.com wonders if Momsen’s “newfound notoriety” will destroy her career. Hmm–by this reasoning, does that mean only non-masturbating Christians are successful and sane? The mind reels.

The blond willowy Momsen,17, who also models and fronts the rock band “The Pretty Reckless,” made her provocative remarks in an interview with Disorder Magazine.

When asked if she has a boyfriend, Momsen responded that she is “bored of men” and that her “best friend is her vibrator.”

Bill Donohue, who blames the clerical sexual abuse of children on homosexuality, wishes for a return to the chaste image of the dildo-less and supposedly non-masturbating 60’s actress Annette Funicello, of “Beach Blanket Bingo” and Disney’s Mouseketeers fame.

“Our society was a much happier place when Annette Funicello pranced around as a ‘Mickey Mouse Mouseketeer,’ and now we have Taylor Momsen prancing around with a dildo in hand,” said Donahue. Looks like this gal’s got lots of issues. No wonder she voiced her insanity in a magazine called Disorder.”

And Dr. Scott Turansky of the National Center for Biblical Parenting, piles on further, predicting Momsen’s dates with her vibrator will cause the successful entertainer to turn into a big loser.

Taylor Momsen is projecting a negative image that will result in failure in her life,” he told FOX411.com. “Sadly, she is influencing other young women to follow in her steps. Unfortunately the fame and fortune of Miss Momsen is misleading and many of these girls will find out only too late that they’re following the wrong model.”’

Right Wing Watch’s Kyle, correctly wondered what the masturbation habits of a teenage actress has to do with the stated mission of the Catholic League.

“For the life of me, I can’t figure out what the sex habits of a 17 year-old girl have to do with the Catholic League’s mission to defend “the right of Catholics – lay and clergy alike – to participate in American public life without defamation or discrimination” or why Donohue felt compelled to speak out on this issue.

Indeed.


Comments

5 Responses to “Bill Donohue Fumes Over Taylor Momsen ‘Prancing Around With a Dildo’”

  1. Old Man Dotes on July 28th, 2010 4:51 pm

    Wait… This is a Catholic group complaining about someone else’s sexual practices? Oh, I see. No altar boys were involved, so it must be “sinful.”

  2. JohnBS1 on July 29th, 2010 11:50 am

    Dear Bill,

    Please provide 100,000 vibrators to Catholic nuns and tissues to Catholic priests as ‘Old Man Dotes’ noted there were no altar boys or other sexual abuses involved therefore this practice is to be admired and encouraged.

    Bill is probably so focused on the concept that he could almost feel and count each vibration – must have blown his mind – in Catholic parlance that is an internal to the brain ejaculation of spiritual dross and we we get to hear is the echo.

    Can you count Bill? What are the real number of those sexually abused by Catholic clergy in the United States http://www.molestedcatholics.com/Estimating-the-numbers.php

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  4. sylthenia n'Faera on July 29th, 2010 2:29 pm

    If more vibrators mean less pregnancies, then the Christian moralists should be footing the bill for every young girl in the country…

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