Dating Site for Zombie Singles Sharing ‘Intense Desire to Feast’ on Humans
July 17, 2010
(ChattahBox)—How about some zombie dating for the weekend? A satiric website named Zombie Harmony is promoting zombie hookups, “because the apocalypse doesn’t have to be lonely.” So true!
Zombie Harmony is actually a clever marketing gimmick to promote a free dating site for non flesh-eating singles named Mingle2. But it’s worth a look for a few chuckles and to check out the profiles and photos of the zombies looking for love.
Zombie Harmony’s disclaimer warns it can’t be held responsible for “ingested” family members:
“Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.”
Zombie Harmony also warns singles to be safe when meeting dates online. “Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar,” the site warns.
A search through the available zombie singles, includes a prospect named “i ate my family” and “need to feed”
Check out the profile of “i ate my family” below: