Donald Trump Allegedly Fixes Miss Universe Pageant, According To Source
September 2, 2009
US (ChattahBox) – The Miss Universe pageant has made headlines again and again, and controversy seems to rear it’s ugly head every season. But an allegation the Trump ‘fixes’ the pageant may be one that is hard to pass.
According to Michael Schwandt, the official choreographer for the event, Trump hand picks six of the final contestants, only allowing nine to be chosen by the judges.
His reason? He doesn’t feel that the hottest girls get through often enough.
Trump doesn’t often agree with the choices the judges make, and wants certain girls, who he thinks are the most beautiful, to go through to the finals. So he has them line up single file, and has an assistant (no joke!) take notes on each one for him. Trump then looks over the notes and pick six.
Afterward, the remaining nine are left up to the judges.
Most probably won’t be shocked by this. The claims by contestants and officials that these pageants rule on anything but beauty have always seemed a little flimsy. I guess Trump is well aware of what the importance in these competitions is.
After all, when was the last time you saw a Barney Frank lookalike take the crown? Never, that’s when. It hasn’t happened.
So, apologies to all the girls putting their all into the talent portion of the event. Oh, and sorry to Barney Frank for what may have seemed like a slight. You are a very handsome man, I am sure. I would just prefer not to see you in a bikini.
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