Right-Wing Bible Rewriter: Liberal Obama Voters Tainted the Bible

October 7, 2009

(ChattahBox)—Conservative fundamentalist Christian and founder of Conservapedia, Andy Schlafly is on a mission to remove all liberal bias inserted into the Bible by professor-translators, whom Schlafly claims “overwhelmingly” voted for President Obama. These wild eyed radical, biblical scholars have distorted the Bible with liberal terms and Socialism, according to Schlafly, and he plans to rewrite the King James Bible to make it more right-wing.

Schlafly, the son of the extreme right-wing activist Phyllis Schlafly founded Conservapedia in 2006, because he believed Wikipedia had a liberal, anti-Christian and anti-American bias. He now has set his sights on transforming the Bible to better suit his own Conservative bias.

Despite the oft-repeated belief by Christian Fundamentalists that the Bible contains the literal word of God, Schlafly intends to rewrite it with a “conservative word-for-word” translation.

Appearing on Alan Colmes’ radio program Tuesday night, Schlafly described his ridiculous Bible rewriting project, as a way to remove the taint interjected by Obama-voting liberal professors translating the Bible.

“You look at each successive translation and it gets more liberal,” complained Schafly.

“These people who are re-translating the bible already are people who voted overwhelmingly for Obama and the liberal agenda,” claims Schlafly. He arrives at his conclusion, based on his belief that most professors are liberal. Hence, biblical scholars must be liberals.

“These professors at universities, are the most liberal class of people,” he said. Schalfly then went on a bizarre rant against liberals saying:

“Liberals do a lot of harm. Liberals control the public schools. The public schools produce a lot of people who can’t read,” said Schlafly on Colmes’ show.

Schlafly also wants more hell, damnation and free market capitalism in his version of the Bible.

“The King James Bible mentions hell 54 times, but each successive translation mentions hell less and less,” lamented Schlafly. He views the concept of forgiveness, as a liberal concept. “Forgiveness denies punishment and hell,” Schafly told Colmes.

And according to Schafly, many of Jesus’ “parables were free market economic parables.” So of course, any mention of charity (welfare-entitlement) or liberal notions of “social justice” should be removed from the Bible.

Finally, Schafly believes the liberal word, “government” should be replaced with the conservative word “tyranny.”

Right Wing Watch has all 11 minutes of the kooky audio from Schalfly’s appearance on the Alan Colmes’ show.


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