James Carville: ‘Measure My Penis and Let Me Get on the Airplane’ Already
January 8, 2010
(ChattahBox)—Leave it to James Carville to provide his own very special take on new TSA security measures in place at major airports in the wake of the attempted Christmas-day attack, including increased use of body scanners. During an appearance on a DC radio show on Friday, the colorful CNN political strategist said that he would be willing to allow the TSA to measure his penis before a flight, so that the exact measurements could go on record. This way, the need for a full body scan of Carville every time he travels by air could be dispensed with.
Carville explained the reasoning behind his novel plan, during his appearance on the DC Tony Kornheiser radio program:
“What I want is, let me pay for something, give me a safe flyer card, and then y’know, go measure my penis and let me get on the airplane.”
In light of all of the shameful, partisan and mind-numbingly dumb national discourse and attacks on Obama, since the attempted bombing of a plane bound for Detroit on Christmas-day, at least Carville’s comment is amusing.