Talk to the Answers on Sarah Palin’s Hand
February 7, 2010
(ChattahBox)—-Shoot, what’s the answer to that one? This guy just paid me 100 grand for a speech and a question and answer session. What’s he asking me? Maybe I can get away with saying death panels, Socialism and where’s his birth certificate. Oh, wait, I wrote some crib notes on my hand—energy, that’s it! Whew.
After Sarah Palin’s keynote speech last night at the Tea Party Convention, she sat down with the event organizer Judson Phillips for a brief question and answer session. The questions were apparently pre-screened and Palin’s team of handlers had presumably prepped her on the right-wing talking point answers. But the half-term governor of Alaska still needed to look at the crib notes she scribbled on her left hand, to answer basic questions.
After trying to answer a question about what conservatives should do if they regained control of Congress, Palin muttered something about cutting spending and then faltered, seemingly forgetting her talking points. She then glanced at the crib notes on her left hand and came up with some energy talking points. Energy was the first word written on her hand. Mind you, Palin attacked President Obama during her speech for using a teleprompter for some of his major speeches.
A blown up image of Palin’s left hand reveals the Sarah Palin-Tea Party master plan to take their country back from the Socialists and to return to constitutional principles:
Budget Tax Cuts
Lift American Spirits
JUDSON PHILLIPS: “As soon as that happens what do you think are the top 3 things that have to be done?”
PALIN: “We’ve got to rein in the spending, obviously.” —Glances at hand— “We have got to jump start these energy projects that we have heard so much about.”
Photo Source:AP Photo/Ed Reinke