CIA Made Gay Bin Laden Video Starring ‘Darker-Skinned’ Spies
May 26, 2010
(ChattahBox)– The now-mothballed CIA’s Iraq Operations Group, apparently had some seriously wacky covert ops in the hopper, during the lead up to the 2003 invasion of Iraq. One of the more ludicrous schemes involved creating a fake video purporting to show Saddam Hussein having sex with a boy. The plan was never carried to fruition, but the enterprising spooks under the Bush administration, did produce a video starring a group of “darker-skinned” CIA employees, portraying Osama bin Laden and his cohorts bragging about their gay sexual activities, over a campfire.
Jeff Stein of the Washington Post provides us with the details of the spy agency’s mockable ideas:
“One was to create a video purporting to show the Iraqi dictator having sex with a teenage boy, according to two former CIA officials familiar with the project.” “It would look like it was taken by a hidden camera,” said one of the former officials. ‘“Very grainy, like it was a secret videotaping of a sex session.”’
And then there was the campfire production starring swarthy CIA employees:
“The agency actually did make a video purporting to show Osama bin Laden and his cronies sitting around a campfire swigging bottles of liquor and savoring their conquests with boys, one of the former CIA officers recalled, chuckling at the memory. The actors were drawn from “some of us darker-skinned employees,” he said.”
“Eventually, “things ground to a halt,” the other former officer said, because no one could come to agreement on the projects.” Haha good idea.
And yet another CIA crackpot sabotage scheme is detailed in James Risen’s book, “State of War: The Secret History of the CIA and the Bush Administration,” which planned to shoot out Iraqi windshields with darts:
“Risen also reports in his book that another plan for sabotage was to equip “low-level Iraqi agents with special spring-loaded darts that they could use to destroy the windshields of cars owned by members of the Iraqi regime. Large supplies of the darts were later delivered to forward CIA stations, but nothing was ever done with them.”
Now, let’s hope the campfire, Bin Laden is gay video shows up someday for what is sure to be guaranteed hilarity.