Strange GOPer for Sen. Seeks to Outlaw Porn, Abortion and Gays (Video)

July 8, 2010

(ChattahBox)— Well, this is just sad. Someone please get this tea party man some professional help, of both the psychological and media production kind. Ernest J. Pagels Jr., a strange eye-blinking man running in the Wisconsin primary for the Republican nomination for the U.S. Senate, aired a campaign ad calling for outlawing homosexuality, abortion and porn.

Not much is known about Pagels, because he has no campaign website. But he seems to be something of a litigious nut, suing everyone and everything that gets in his way. Pagels even once brought an unsuccessful suit against a local technical college, claiming his civil rights were violated, after he was cited for urinating in public on someone’s tire. Wonkette has the whole rundown on his kooky lawsuits.

But back to his campaign ad: Does he have a lisp? Was the ad made in his basement? After he announces his plans to outlaw the gay, abortions and porno, a passage from the Bible is shown. And the whole effect is plain weird:

“Hi my name is Ernest J. Pagels Jr., I’m a born again Christian, a U.S. veteran and a very conservative Republican. I’m running for U.S. Senate from the state of Wisconsin and if elected I will initiate a bill to outlaw homosexuality, abortion, and all forms of pornography. I think these are three ills that are plaguing our nation and bringing it down. And if elected, I will also initiate a bill for a Constitutional amendment which prohibits Congress and the President from spending more money than they bring in. My name is Ernest J. Pagels, Jr. and I hope you vote for me on September 14.”

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