Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin Engaged, Media Nightmare Continues
July 14, 2010
Alaska (ChattahBox) – The real reason behind Levi Johnston’s public apology to the Palin family has become clear, after he and Bristol announced in an obvious publicity stunt that they are getting married.
The two claim they haven’t told Sarah and Todd Palin yet, and that they are too nervous and intimidated. So, what do they do? They release a full cover story with US Weekly.
Caroline Schaefer, the editor of the publication, claims that the poor girl was only looking for a platform to explain why she chose to become engaged with Levi after all the public mudslinging.
But this seems like a flimsy excuse, especially given the fact that the Palins all seem willing to do or say anything to get back into the limelight. Levi has always been just the same, even going so far as to hyping up a Playgirl reveal of his dong, then failing to deliver on the shots.
According to Entertainment Weekly, they have been seeing each other again for a few months, and they became engaged two weeks ago.
Whatever; the only thing I care about is the fact that the country will now have to suffer through weeks of headlines about Sarah Palin’s reaction, interviews with “close friends”, and wedding fluff around every corner.
Brace yourselves, folks…they say they want to be married withing six weeks, so we have at least a month and a half of this crap.