Beck Dismisses Evolution: ‘I Haven’t Seen A Half-Monkey, Half-Person Yet’

October 20, 2010


2 Responses to “Beck Dismisses Evolution: ‘I Haven’t Seen A Half-Monkey, Half-Person Yet’”

  1. Old Man Dotes on October 20th, 2010 6:45 pm

    I’m not sure if Glenn Beck is an idiot, or if, like Josef Goebbels, he’s a brilliant propagandist, playing to an ignorant and gullible audience. His latest rantings display a fundamental (see what I did there?) misunderstanding of how the theory of evolution works, however. According to modern evolutionary theorists, apes and humans are descended from a common ancestor; humans didn’t evolve *from* monkeys, but *alongside* apes. And for those who believe in “intelligent design,” I can debunk that in a matter of seconds. If you’re a man, pull down your pants and look at what’s hanging between your legs. Some “celestial engineer” would have to be pretty stupid to design *that*.

  2. shayne on October 20th, 2010 6:57 pm

    damn! I wish I wrote this.

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