The ‘Trump Doctrine’ Revealed: ‘Listen You Mother F***ers’
April 29, 2011
(ChattahBox Political News)—Sounding like a cross between Tony Soprano and a third-rate Las Vegas warm up act at a strip club, Donald Trump dropped a bunch of F-bombs, during a speech before an adoring crowd of Republicans last night. Appearing at the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas, Trump vilified American politicians, as “blood-suckers” and slammed the Obama administration, as “weak, pathetic and incompetent.” Elected officials were called “stupid people,” unlike the “genius” Trump. The most hilarious, cringe-inducing moments of his 40-minute speech came when he introduced his blueprint for handling trade and foreign policy issues, that he dubbed the “Trump Doctrine” What is the Trump Doctrine exactly? It’s very simple. Just tell the Chinese and OPEC to go fuck themselves.
Fresh off of his vile race-baiting attacks of President Obama, the reality TV star is now floundering around for the next great provocative attention-grabbing spectacle, while he pretends to run for president. Not known as a deep thinker, Trump settled on simple profanity to make a media splash, not once, but seven times.
His doctrine for high oil prices?
“We have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, you’re not going to raise that fucking price,” said Trump.
What about the trade imbalance with the wily Chinese? Simple. Just turbo-charge the F-word and call them “mother fuckers.”
“Listen you mother fuckers we’re going to tax you 25 percent,” Trump said. He added that his “Trump Doctrine” would also require companies to produce their goods in America. Most of his signature clothing line is made in China, by-the-way.
Trump also applied his “Trump Doctrine” to the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
“We build a school, we build a road, they blow up the school, we build another school, we build another road they blow them up, we build again, in the meantime we can’t get a fucking school in Brooklyn,” said Trump.
Trump said he plans to decide on a presidential run by June. But he raised doubts about his ability to win “…because of one of these blood-sucking politicians.
Trump isn’t called a carnival barker for nothing.
Photo Source: Gage Skidmore/Flickr/Creative Commons Attribution.