Boob And Butt Bombs Newest Terror Threat

March 26, 2010

(ChattahBox) – British spies have uncovered a new terror threat: female suicide bombers with explosives surgically implanted into their breasts, and male bombers with explosives implanted into their buttocks.

It may sound like a bad joke but the threat is very real, say British counter-terrorism agents, who have seen proof of the delicate procedures.

They are done by doctors who have been educated in the top British medical schools, who then go back to their countries of origin and perform the work on extremists seeking martyrdom.

The location makes it impossible for even the new UK body scanners in airports to see deep enough to locate the explosives.

MI5 says they found out about the procedures after the failed suicide attempt over Detroit last Christmas, when the would-be bomber shoved explosives  – which experts now agree would not have ignited the plane – into his underpants.

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6 Responses to “Boob And Butt Bombs Newest Terror Threat”

  1. Old Man Dotes on March 26th, 2010 1:07 pm

    The wonderful thing about this is that eventually, there will be a mistake during surgery which will kill or maim the surgeon as well as the prospective murderer.

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