American Ninja Bin Laden Hunter Won’t Rest Until He Decapitates Osama
June 24, 2010
(ChattahBox)—Gary Brooks Faulkner, found by Pakistani authorities wandering in the mountains searching for Osama bin Laden, with the stated purpose of cutting off the 9/11 terrorist’s head, is now safely back home in Colorado.
Although Faulkner’s mission from God “to decapitate Osama bin Laden,” was foiled by Pakistani police, the 52-year old construction worker, suffering from severe kidney disease is not about to give up his quest to hunt down Osama bin Laden.
“We don’t get scared by people like this, we scare them and that’s what this is about. We’re going to take care of this business.”
Faulkner’s kidney ailment requires dialysis every month and he has put the word out that he needs a new kidney to complete his mission. “I would describe the situation, like: I got dialysis. So anyone got a kidney they want to lend me so I can finish this up,” he told Associated Press reporters yesterday.
Faulkner was taken into custody by Pakistani police, after he was found walking along the Afghanistan border dressed in camouflage clothing, wearing night vision goggles and carrying a pistol and a 40-inch sword. He was also in possession of a Bible for Godly inspiration.