Van der Sloot Wants Television Deal, Bigger Idiot Than Originally Believed
July 1, 2010
Peru (ChattahBox) – Joran Van der Sloot…what can I say about him that I haven’t already? We all already know he is a murdering, psychopathic scumbag. But he may be even more of an idiot than we originally believed.
A few days after he was indicted on charges of attempting to sell details of Natalee Holloway’s disappearance to her heartbroken mother, Van der Sloot has reportedly been looking for a television deal, ABC revealed.
That’s right, he is looking for someone to pay him a million dollars to chat from the Castro Castro prison, where he is being held for the murder of Stephany Flores Ramirez.
Have you ever heard the phrase, “Who wants to buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?” It may usually be attributed to a cautionary tale about promiscuity, but it applies here, just as well.
Joran, who would want to pay you a million dollars when you spend your days spouting off to anyone who will listen? All you do is talk to media reporters who are poised on the edge of their seats, hoping you will slip up and give a few of those admissions you tossed the police’s way.