Party On With Boob Tube Beer Bong!
July 9, 2010
(ChattahBox)—Friday is finally here and it sure has been hot, hot, hot. So, it’s time to find a beach that hasn’t been decimated by tar balls and enjoy some fun in the sun. And that usually means beer, lots of cold icy Coronas. But why drink it out of a boring bottle that isn’t shaped like a female body part? A UK company named Drinkstuff has just the ticket. The Boob Tube Beer Bong is shaped like a humongous boob, with a pointy plastic nipple suitable for sucking down a whole pint of beer.
The product description for the Boob Tube Beer Pong promises lots of sexy, wild fun:
“If you thought downing your beer straight from the glass was wild, you clearly haven’t used the Boob Tube Beer Bong! The fastest and sexiest way to drink you [sic] beer, this bong features a plastic boob instead of the usual tube mouthpiece, allowing you to drink straight from the nipple!”
“Perfect for those late night parties, pool parties, holidays, and of course, no stag night is complete without one. They also make the perfect novelty gift for any beer drinker, student or birthday boy, so make sure the fridge is well stocked!”
Let’s see, getting out my Euro calculator here. OK, for about $25.00 and approximately $50.00 in shipping fees, you can have your very own British beer boob shipped from Melbourn, Hertfordshire to your American front door.