Farmer “Hansi’ Molests a Chicken on Live German TV – E-I-E-I-O

December 15, 2008

A courting farmer sexually molested a chicken on live TV in order to impress a female contestant. The bachelor, a farmer called Hansi, lived up to his name by fingering a chicken to sexually excite it on in the German reality series. Hansi an apparently free spirited fellow who is also a nudist, is 71, and not shy to embarrass himself.

Footage of the mother plucker using his finger to sexually stimulate his chickens was broadcast to 8.6 million viewers as part of the final episode.  There is a youtube video of the show out there but will leave you to do a Google search if you must see it. Hansi told his reality TV girlfriend: “I do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken.” The farmer added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.”

PETA is of course upset, and a spokesperson said the behavior was unacceptable and lodged an official complaint. The woman, Marianne 66, whom Hansi was trying to impress and hoping to marry told reporters, “You always hear jokes about what lonely farmers do to their animals. I am disgusted. This is not my world.”


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