Magical Goat Held On Suspicion Of Attempted Robbery

January 24, 2009

Nigeria (ChattahBox) – Nigerian police are holding a goat in custody, after a groups of vigilante citizens brought him in, claiming he was a robber under the guise of black magic.

According to the men, a group of people were attempting to steal a car, when they were chased off. While one suspect got away, the other was unable to outrun the men, and so turned into a goat instead.

“We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,” Tunde Mohammed, spokesman for the Nigerian police force told reporters. The goat has brought in a number of citizens just to see it for themselves.


4 Responses to “Magical Goat Held On Suspicion Of Attempted Robbery”

  1. Allix on February 2nd, 2009 11:30 pm

    Seems like a pretty crafty way to jack a Mazda.

  2. racis on March 17th, 2009 3:10 pm

    i say they kill the goat

  3. racis on March 17th, 2009 3:12 pm

    bull shit goat

  4. Andy on April 26th, 2009 4:39 am

    Burn him. He turned me into a newt.

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