Man Survives Two Drunken Falls From Five-Story Window

April 16, 2009

Russia (ChattahBox) – A man has amazed paramedics after surviving a fall from a fifth story window, not once, but twice.

The man had been drinking heavily one night when he decided to jump from his fifth story apartment. Luckily, he was unharmed, and stumbled back into his apartment, where his frantic wife was calling the paramedics to the scene.

Apparently, this only further aggravated the man, as he ran past his screaming wife, and jumped again, only to meet the same fate – minor bruises.

“I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again …out of the window,” Alexei Roskov explained.

“Now I can say just one thing: I was very lucky.”

Paramedics on the scene treated his minor injuries, and Roskov has sworn off drinking in the future.



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