Sexy Ancient Sculpture Found In Germany is 35,000 Years Old!

May 14, 2009

Germany (ChattahBox) – A new archaeological find is believed to be the oldest sculpture ever found, after scientists have estimated it’s age at 35,000 years old. At least.

The small sculpture seems to depict a large woman, with over-sized breasts, buttocks, hips, thighs, and genitals. All of these seem to signify fertility, and there is a theory that it may be yet another find in the region directly related to sexuality, after a stone cylinder was found earlier this year, that researchers think may have been a sex toy.

“I think there are good reasons to emphasize sexual interpretations, but we really don’t know whether it is coming from a more male or a more female perspective,” Tübingen University professor Nicholas Conard said in an interview with the BBC.

“We don’t know very much about how the artifact was used.”

The statue is likely to have been made by prehistoric humans, and believed to have been used as some kind of trinket, or amulet.


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