Man Tries To Picnic With Bear, The Bear Gets Shot

November 27, 2009

Switzerland (ChattahBox) – Sometimes, perhaps we should just let natural selection win out. A man has been hospitalized, and a bear is critically injured, after the man jumped into the Bear enclosure at a Swiss zoo for a damn ‘picnic’.

The 25-year-old moron decided that it made perfect sense to have lunch with the giant bear, who can tear apart a human with a flick of it’s jaws.

He hopped in, and it was mere seconds before the 4-year-old European brown bear, named Finn, realized there was an intruder.

He quickly ran at the man, scooped him up in his jaws, and began to maul him.

Police arrived within five minutes and had to shoot Finn to save the man, but they used bullets that splinter on impact.

Vets will be unable to remove the splinters, and Finn is expected to die shortly.  Meanwhile the man sustained severe head and leg wounds, but he is out of danger.

The community has expressed outrage and sympathy over the shooting of the bear, but very little has been shown for the allegedly is mentally handicapped man who decided to jump in in the first place.


Photo: Damien Trachsler


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