Cat Found ‘Marinating’ In Spices Ahead of Owner’s Dinner

August 11, 2010

New York (ChattahBox) – Cat lovers were in shock this week after it was learned that a Buffalo, New York man was found to be marinating his cat in preparation of cooking it.

Police pulled over twisted idiot Gary L. Korkuc after her ran a stop sign. Hearing noises coming from the trunk, and suspicious of Korkuc’s nervous behavior, they checked his trunk and found a cat in a container covered in chili pepper, crushed red pepper, oil and salt.

When asked what he was doing with the cat, Korkuc replied that he was marinating it so that he could eat it later. When asked why he would do that, he said it was because the cat was “possessive, greedy and wasteful.”

Not only was this guy cruel, he was apparently out of his mind.

The cat was taken by the adoption agency that the man had gotten it from and bathed it twice to to get the pepper and salt off, which had stung his eyes.

He has since been readopted by a decent family and renamed ‘Oliver’. Korkuc has been put on an adoption blacklist.


2 Responses to “Cat Found ‘Marinating’ In Spices Ahead of Owner’s Dinner”

  1. Hope Gray on August 11th, 2010 6:14 pm

    How about marinating him permanently in a prison cell?

  2. Rachel on August 12th, 2010 4:38 pm

    no barbecue sauce? I’m disappointed. The world is going to need zombies who are way more creative than that!

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