Levi Johnston’s Photos Won’t Deliver On The Goods

November 17, 2009

U.S. (ChattahBox) – After weeks of much hype, Levi Johnston’s Playgirl pictures have been spotted, but missing one crucial element: the peek of peen.

That’s right. The pics that were so anticipated from the nobody-turned-slightly-more-than-nobody didn’t deliver the way the world was promised.   Playgirl did manage to get a series of shots they say they are happy with, but the 19-year-old father of one never dropped the hockey stick hiding his Johnson.

“He did not give ‘full-frontal’ as his manager Tank Jones reported he would,” Playgirl’s Daniel Nardicio said in a statement.

“We’re thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity.”

Now, some might say that a bit of side penis is better than no penis at all. To this I say: pish-posh! Side penis is never enough to give a picture of the whole, and that was the only reason anyone cared for a second that Levi was stripping down.

Now, we may never known what young Levi is hiding. I have mixed feeling about this fact.



One Response to “Levi Johnston’s Photos Won’t Deliver On The Goods”

  1. Old Man Dotes on November 17th, 2009 1:59 pm

    Well, that’s a shame; like all of the other “famous” people from Alaska, the only part of Levi that matters is the parts best left covered in public. It seems that everyone involved in the recent blast of fame brought on by the McCain campaign’s publicity engine is either a complete d*ck or a total c*nt.

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