Tiger Woods and Elin in ‘Intense Marriage Counseling,’ Elin Gets Cash to Stay

December 3, 2009

(ChattahBox)—The saga of Tiger Woods continues today with a report that Woods and his wife, Elin are in “intense marriage counseling.” And Tiger has transferred a hefty seven-figure amount into Elin’s personal bank account, as an incentive for her to stay in the marriage, for now. But like Chinese water torture, drip, drip, drip, embarrassing revelations about Tiger’s extra curricular activities with cocktail waitresses and party hostesses keep on coming. Tiger’s PR team will have to work overtime to salvage what they can of Woods’ allegedly squeaky clean image.

The Sun Times is reporting that a marriage counselor is providing private in-home counseling services to Tiger and his wife several times a day at their Windermere, FL., mansion. Hopefully Tiger can refrain from texting his party hostesses for a few minutes to participate.

Sources also tell the Sun Times that Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren Woods, is demanding a total revision of the prenuptial agreement she signed, before she married Tiger five years ago. Elin, the mother of Tiger’s two children, wants the terms of the prenup changed to award her more money in a shorter time frame.

The present terms supposedly would entitle Elin to a $20 million settlement, after 10 years of marriage.

And the hoochies continue to come out of the woodwork. There are now three supposed Tiger mistresses out there, party planner Rachel Uchitel, cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs and a Las Vegas marketing manager for Sin City nightclub, Kalika Moquin.

Rachel Uchitel originally denied an affair with Woods, but now she claims she lied to protect Tiger’s image. Uchitel has retained the services of celebrity Gloria lawyer Allred and is planning a tell-all news conference this afternoon. TMZ is reporting Woods’ wife caught him texting Uchitel Thanksgiving evening and a fight ensued, which led to Woods’ bolting out of his mansion, into his Escalade and crashing into a fire hydrant and tree.

Meanwhile, Tiger’s fans will just have to accept the fact that their wholesome hero is just another human being, like the rest of us. Golfer Jesper Parnevik is not so forgiving. Woods’ wife Elin and her twin sister worked as nannies for Parnevik and his wife. And that’s how Woods originally met Elin.

Parnevik said yesterday: “I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron.” Parnevik is now feeling guilty for introducing Elin to Woods. “I would be especially sad about it since I’m kind of — I feel really sorry for Elin — since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him,” Parnevik said. “We probably thought he was a better guy than he is.”

Despite Woods’ mea-culpa statement yesterday, admitting to “transgressions” and asking for privacy, that hasn’t stopped the media frenzy or the search for additional Tiger girlfriends.

And the golfing and tiger puns are running amok: “Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.”


3 Responses to “Tiger Woods and Elin in ‘Intense Marriage Counseling,’ Elin Gets Cash to Stay”

  1. Ruth Houston on December 3rd, 2009 9:43 am

    My heart goes out to Tiger Wood’s wife, Elin Nordegren Woods, whole world has come crashing down..

    As an infidelity expert frequently called on by the media to comment on high profile infidelity in the news, I am often asked what women in this situation should do.

    My National Infidelity Examiner page has 3 articles with advice for Elin Nordegren Woods, and other women who find themselves in similar situations.

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    What Tiger Woods’ Wife Should Do if the Infidelity Rumors Are True http://bit.ly/6FEeZW

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  2. Reggie Greene / The Logistician on December 4th, 2009 2:26 am

    As sad as the whole Tiger Woods situation is, perhaps it might prompt us to re-evaluate the institution of marriage, and whether it is still a viable institution. Assuming, for purposes of argument, that there is no biological component associated with cheating, then simply examining the conduct of golfer Woods, Albert Einstein, Gov. Mark Sanford, Sen. John Edwards, Sen. John Ensign, inventor Henry Ford, Presidents Wilson, Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Kennedy, and Clinton, would strongly suggest that many do not respect the institution as presently constituted or evolved.

    The frequency with which infidelity occurs suggests a systemic problem. Society might consider starting a discussion about a modified or different institution to serve the functions previously served by marriage.

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