Russians to Save World From Killer Asteroid With ‘Laws of Physics’

December 30, 2009

(ChattahBox)—The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming—to save us from impending doom. According to Russia’s space agency chief, the Russians have their eyes firmly planted on the rogue asteroid Apophis, which missed crashing into Earth during its first voyage towards our planet. But now the asteroid has just a four-in-a million chance of hitting Earth. Still, the Russians believe our planet may be in peril from Apophis in 2030 and they don’t intend to sit idly by and wait to be obliterated by a massive space rock.

Anatoly Perminov, the head of Russia’s space agency, revealed his plans during an interview with the Voice of Russia radio, promising to save the world from Apophis, about twenty-years in the future. Perminov said that no nuclear bombs would be used to deflect the killer 850-foot asteroid, but didn’t rule out bombs altogether. The space chief said that “no nuclear explosions” would be used and that the deflection would be accomplished “on the basis of the laws of physics.”

Perminov intends to launch a spaceship to deal directly with Apophis, but he does not intend to destroy the asteroid.

Despite the slim to none chance of Apophis crashing into Earth, Perminov declared that the asteroid “will surely collide with the Earth in the 2030s.”

Of course saving the world from asteroids using “the laws of physics” doesn’t come cheap, but Perminov believes the cost is worth it. “People’s lives are at stake,” said the Russian space chief. “We should pay several hundred million dollars and build a system that would allow to prevent a collision, rather than sit and wait for it to happen and kill hundreds of thousands of people.”

The man may have a point.

See Wired’s Danger Room for more.


4 Responses to “Russians to Save World From Killer Asteroid With ‘Laws of Physics’”

  1. Keneau Arnet on December 30th, 2009 8:09 pm

    Which laws of physics? Perhaps the “tear here” law that dictates that paper is always strongest along the perforated line? Or maybe the one that says there are only two kinds of dirt… dark dirt that only gets on light colored things (like your shirt), or light dirt that only gets on dark colored things (like your pants)?

    Inquiring minds are deeply curious WHICH law(s) of physics Anatoly Perminov will invoke.

    Meanwhile, let’s all “go figure.”

  2. bob march on December 30th, 2009 9:16 pm

    Ahhhhhhh . interesting … I am assuming that they will send out Rosie O’Donnell out into space to collide with the asteriod; this will cause an immediate change in the flight path of the asteriod … Finally, something useful for Rosie to do ..

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