North Korean Team Put Through 6-Hour Inquiry Over World Cup Loss

July 30, 2010

North Korea (ChattahBox) – The North Korean soccer team has been put through a 6-hour “debate”, which was really as excuse to shame and punish them for their defeat in the 2010 World Cup.

North Korea had some painful losses, such as the 7-0 game against Portugal, which was the first ever live televised sports game in the country. The loss went over badly, with the commentators who had been watching to report on the game going quiet in the second half, and the results being withheld from the papers the next day.

But that wasn’t half as bad as what they had to face when they got home.

All players, except for Jong Tae-se and An Yong-hak, who are both Japanese and back in their own countries facing less strenuous consequences of their losses, were put on a stage and criticized in front of hundreds of people this week.

Sports Minister Pak Myong-chol laid into them for hours, asking shaming questions, berating them, and finally forcing them to say it was all their coach’s fault.

Coach Kim Jong-hun shared a name close to that on Kim Jong-un, the son of Jong-il, and rumored future leader of the Communist regime. Because of this, the suspicious leader is taking it as a personal offense, and he is being blamed for the performance of the team.

According to the Telegraph, he has now been ordered to become a manual laborer for the rest of his life, and he is now afraid that that life will be cut short.

Considering he has been blamed in a country that is brain washed, and he has pissed off the Dear Leader, he probably should be worried.


2 Responses to “North Korean Team Put Through 6-Hour Inquiry Over World Cup Loss”

  1. majii on July 30th, 2010 6:07 pm

    And to think that some people in this country claim that their rights have been taken from them because of bills passed by Congress and signed into law by the president! None of them would last 2 seconds in North Korea under the rule of Kim Jong Il who is a real live dictator.

  2. olivia on August 3rd, 2010 3:16 pm

    Majii – Agreed completely. We live in a country where idiots like this can make jokes about “reloading”, and walking jokes like Sarah Palin can blatantly lie about death panels in the health care bill. I am tired of America being compared to countries like North Korea just because bills they don’t agree with pass Congress. We are living in the most ignorant community of worthless wastes of space in the history of this country, and it is only going to get worst.

    Idiocracy made a surprisingly poignant observation when it pointed out that evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence…

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