Rush Limbaugh: It’s Obama’s Fault That Gov. Sanford Cheated on Wife!

June 26, 2009

(ChattahBox)—According to Conservative radio talk show host and all around bombastic pontificator, Rush Limbaugh, Governor Mark Sanford went off the deep end this past week, disappearing for six days, cheating on his wife and jetting to Argentina to be in the arms of his mistress, because President Obama’s economic policies crushed his spirit. Got that?

Although Republicans gamely attempt to blame President Obama and the Democrats for most of the nation’s woes, this latest example falls in a category all its own. Besides the economy, the unemployment rate and the violence in Iran, Republicans can now use Limbaugh’s new Meme to blame Obama for Republicans who cheat on their wives and other indiscretions, especially erratic behavior that “defies logic.”

What an ingenious concept! Now Republican politicians can attend all night orgies with hookers or fire up a blunt in the halls of Congress and say: “Obama’s stimulus made me do it.”

During Thursday’s radio show, Limbaugh spoke about Gov. Mark Sanford’s recent behavior as defying logic and this led Limbaugh to seriously surmise, that Sanford’s spirit must have been crushed from Obama’s economic policies.

“All this hope and change…Obama is trying to kill spirit,” said Limbaugh. “People are saying screw it before Obama takes away their money…their houses.” Limbaugh didn’t stop his inane analogies there. Oh no, there is more.

“This is almost like, I don’t give a damn, the country’s going to Hell in a handbasket, I just want out of here, Limbaugh said.

“[Sanford] had just tried to fight the stimulus money coming to South Carolina. He didn’t want any part of it; he lost the battle. He said, what the hell. I mean, the federal government’s taking over…what the hell, I want to enjoy life.”

“The point is, there are a lot of people whose spirit is just…they’re fed up, saying, To hell with it, I don’t even want to fight this anymore, I just want to get away from it,” said Limbaugh.

Limbaugh went on to reiterate his statements, blaming Obama for Sanford cheating on his wife saying, “The Democrats are destroying the country, we can’t do anything to stop it.”

So, let’s recap. Because of President Obama’s economic policies implemented to prevent the complete collapse of our economy, mostly due to eight years of damaging Republican policies under the Bush administration, Republicans like Gov. Sanford are saying to themselves, “To hell with it,” “I just want to get away…” “What the hell, I want to enjoy life.”

According to Limbaugh’s reasoning, Gov. Sanford then cheated on his wife, abandoned his four children and his constituents, despondent, muttering under his breath “…I don’t even want to fight this anymore…” “To hell with it,” and then in a Zombie-like state boarded a plane to Argentina to be in the loving arms of his South American “exotic” mistress.

And all of this behavior can be attributed to Democrats ruining the country and Obama’s economic stimulus.

Limbaugh is a genius! It’s Obama’s fault. The stimulus made me do it!



6 Responses to “Rush Limbaugh: It’s Obama’s Fault That Gov. Sanford Cheated on Wife!”

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  2. Old Man Dotes on June 26th, 2009 9:15 am

    The problem with Limbaugh’s “logic” is that George W. Bush was President and the Congress and Senate were controlled by Republicans when Limbaugh was caught using his Hispanic housekeeper to supply him with drugs for his illegal habit.

    However, let’s use Limbaugh’s logic and follow up with that: Since Limbaugh was using drugs illegally during the Republican Administration, it follows that Bush, Cheney, and the other leading Republicans of that time should be arrested on Federal charges for trafficking in narcotics.

    Or we could just accept reality: Republicans are hypocrites and criminals who drove the nation’s economy into the toilet for their own financial gain, authorized illegal spying on American citizens, and directed the illegal torture of prisoners taken in wartime.

    So which is it, Rush? Are your leaders war criminals, or just drug-pushing criminals? Oh, wait, maybe it’s both!

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  4. Evelyn R. Smith on June 27th, 2009 8:41 am

    Sanford was cheating on his wife months before Obama was elected President, and a year before the Stimulous packages. How, therefore, can Obama and/or the Stimulous be blamed for his affair?

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