Sex Braggart ‘I Like Spanking Her’ Duvall: Just ‘Story-Telling,’ Denies Affair

September 10, 2009

(ChattahBox)—In a perplexing turn of events, disgraced California Assemblyman Michael Duvall, who resigned from office yesterday, after he was caught on tape bragging about lurid details of sexual relationships with female lobbyists, now denies that he had an extramarital affair.

On his campaign Web site today, Mike Duvall, who was caught on an open microphone sophomorically boasting about his sexual exploits in vulgar detail, now claims his resignation is not an admission that he had an affair. If that’s indeed the case, Duvall has quite the imagination.

The following statement appears on his campaign Web site:

“Assemblyman Duvall Denies Reports that He Had Affair

I want to make it clear that my decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs. My offense was engaging in inappropriate story-telling and I regret my language and choice of words. The resulting media coverage was proving to be an unneeded distraction to my colleagues and I resigned in the hope that my decision would allow them to return to the business of the state.”

As noted by the Talking Points Memo, the title of his statement seems to indicate an outright denial of any extramarital affairs, but the body of his statement provides some wiggle room. His parsing of words actually says he denies, “admitting” to an affair.

Still, Duvall’s “inappropriate story-telling” is jam-packed with the most personal and lurid details, to be passed off as just made up tales of sexual bravado. Duvall recounted his mistress’ “eye patch underwear,” her birthday and other personal details.

And let’s not forget this:

“So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!’”

Perhaps, the portly former Assemblyman and middle-aged Romeo is concerned about the upcoming ethics investigation into his possible actions of trading votes on important pieces of legislation for sex with young female lobbyists.

In that case, Duvall would not want to affirmatively admit to affairs with lobbyists at this stage in the game.


3 Responses to “Sex Braggart ‘I Like Spanking Her’ Duvall: Just ‘Story-Telling,’ Denies Affair”

  1. Old Man Dotes on September 10th, 2009 4:38 pm

    So, let me see.. Either he’s a liar and a cheater in the bedroom, or a liar and a cheater in his job. And he says he’s lying while he’s on the job.

    My vote would be “crooked politician.”

  2. Paul on September 10th, 2009 8:09 pm

    “Family Values” California state assemblyman representing Orange County, Republican Michael D. Duvall, resigns for apparently not cheating on his wife. Well you have to take his word for it, or maybe believe that hypocrisy has been bred in. In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while trying to take away rights of those they just hate) and that’s who they need to extract from their party if you real want to win. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, “We Ain’t Coming Out”.

  3. Paul on September 23rd, 2009 10:30 pm

    But let’s get back to the real problem of political corruption, does anyone think this will get investigated and that things he voted on will need to be affirmed by the remaining members or will nothing happen? Do I hear Tammy Wynette, “Stand By Your Man” playing in the background? I remember not so long ago that other Orange County song favorite, “Stand By Your Tan” (for Tan Nguyen). But that’s another Orange County fool.

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