Gonzales Tells Students to ‘Be Patient’ for ‘the ‘Next George W. Bush’

November 30, 2009

(ChattahBox)—Alberto Gonzales, the disgraced former Attorney General under the Bush administration, who once referred to the Geneva Convention, as “quaint” in one of his despicable legal memos justifying torture, is now offering advice to college students. In the wake of evidence that Gonzales committed perjury before Congress, when testifying about his role in the politicization of the Justice Department and firing of attorneys, he resigned from office in 2007.

Gonzales remained unemployed for months, after leaving the White House, but finally was hired by Texas Tech University, where he teaches a political science course and works in minority recruitment. In a recent interview with the Daily Toreador, Gonzales, perhaps the most morally corrupt Attorney General in our nation’s history, who served under one of the worst presidents in recent memory, offered some sage advice to Texas Tech students.

Gonzales’ political science seminar covers “issues from the war in Iraq and regulations regarding the interrogation of enemy combatants to the duties and responsibilities of a cabinet secretary.”

During his interview, Gonzales encouraged students to have high aspirations, but cautioned that a figure like former President George Bush doesn’t just walk into your life overnight:

“Dream big but be patient,” he said. “You never know when the next George W. Bush is going to come along and give you a once in a lifetime opportunity like he gave me, but you have to be patient.”



3 Responses to “Gonzales Tells Students to ‘Be Patient’ for ‘the ‘Next George W. Bush’”

  1. Old Man Dotes on November 30th, 2009 8:38 pm

    Yes, and with any luck in his favor, the next Alberto Gonzales may get to fire up the ovens and install the showers to help eliminate the inferior races from Amerika. After all, we all know the Master Race is rich, White Texans, don’t we? The Texas GOP keeps telling us so.

    Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

  2. stogieman on November 30th, 2009 11:02 pm

    And of course Gonzales would be going into the ovens because he is not quite aryan is he ……

  3. condoleeza cheney on December 1st, 2009 8:25 pm

    holy hell. until such time as a heffe savior comes along, ‘berto can mow my lawn.

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