James Carville: ‘Measure My Penis and Let Me Get on the Airplane’ Already

January 8, 2010

(ChattahBox)—Leave it to James Carville to provide his own very special take on new TSA security measures in place at major airports in the wake of the attempted Christmas-day attack, including increased use of body scanners. During an appearance on a DC radio show on Friday, the colorful CNN political strategist said that he would be willing to allow the TSA to measure his penis before a flight, so that the exact measurements could go on record. This way, the need for a full body scan of Carville every time he travels by air could be dispensed with.

Carville explained the reasoning behind his novel plan, during his appearance on the DC Tony Kornheiser radio program:

“What I want is, let me pay for something, give me a safe flyer card, and then y’know, go measure my penis and let me get on the airplane.”

In light of all of the shameful, partisan and mind-numbingly dumb national discourse and attacks on Obama, since the attempted bombing of a plane bound for Detroit on Christmas-day, at least Carville’s comment is amusing.




6 Responses to “James Carville: ‘Measure My Penis and Let Me Get on the Airplane’ Already”

  1. ANTI-AUTOCRAT on January 9th, 2010 1:31 pm

    an intellect the size of his genetalia; microscopic proportions I bet.

  2. Old Man Dotes on January 10th, 2010 1:18 am

    It should be noted that drug runners have used condoms full of drugs, swallowed or inserted rectally, to move drugs into the USA. The scanners will NOT show objects inside the human body; ergo, I expect the next nutjob Islamic suicide bomber to be walking very carefully, so that the PETN in his gut doesn’t go off prematurely (these loonies are not chosen for their intellect nor education, and they probably think PETN will explode if jarred suddenly).

  3. John on January 10th, 2010 11:57 am

    QUESTION: If the Christmas day underwear terrorist really wanted to blow up the airplane, why’d he go back to his seat where he had to fiddle with a makeshift detonator in public?

    ANSWER: So we would know about the fail terrorist attack, and then overreact. Which we did.

    I have no doubt that somebody will get caught hooping some C4.

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  5. bob march on January 10th, 2010 10:07 pm

    The new technology was thought to be useful with the FBI using it until a judge ruled its to evasive ……… whats the difference here? Its still to evasive. TSA screeners are not my doctor! I won’t fly if I am going to be subjected to such draconian measures.

  6. Bodacious Blonde on January 11th, 2010 9:30 pm

    Re Carville comments: Soooo…if I don’t have a penis they won’t let me fly? Or will they allow me to borrow one for the flight? Inquiring minds want to know.

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