Talk to the Answers on Sarah Palin’s Hand

February 7, 2010

(ChattahBox)—-Shoot, what’s the answer to that one? This guy just paid me 100 grand for a speech and a question and answer session. What’s he asking me? Maybe I can get away with saying death panels, Socialism and where’s his birth certificate. Oh, wait, I wrote some crib notes on my hand—energy, that’s it! Whew.

After Sarah Palin’s keynote speech last night at the Tea Party Convention, she sat down with the event organizer Judson Phillips for a brief question and answer session. The questions were apparently pre-screened and Palin’s team of handlers had presumably prepped her on the right-wing talking point answers. But the half-term governor of Alaska still needed to look at the crib notes she scribbled on her left hand, to answer basic questions.

After trying to answer a question about what conservatives should do if they regained control of Congress, Palin muttered something about cutting spending and then faltered, seemingly forgetting her talking points. She then glanced at the crib notes on her left hand and came up with some energy talking points. Energy was the first word written on her hand. Mind you, Palin attacked President Obama during her speech for using a teleprompter for some of his major speeches.

A blown up image of Palin’s left hand reveals the Sarah Palin-Tea Party master plan to take their country back from the Socialists and to return to constitutional principles:

Budget Tax Cuts
Lift American Spirits

JUDSON PHILLIPS: “As soon as that happens what do you think are the top 3 things that have to be done?”

PALIN: “We’ve got to rein in the spending, obviously.” —Glances at hand— “We have got to jump start these energy projects that we have heard so much about.”


Photo Source:AP Photo/Ed Reinke


12 Responses to “Talk to the Answers on Sarah Palin’s Hand”

  1. Keynote speaker FAIL!!!…Sarah Palin Caught Cheating During Speech With Crib-Note Answers Written On Her Hand!!!!!FAIL!!!!!!!! « Jerrybrice's Blog on February 7th, 2010 3:02 pm

    […] It is ironic, given that Sarah Palin has disparaged our beloved President by referring to him as….“that guy with the teleprompter”… […]

  2. Dave Shaw on February 7th, 2010 6:30 pm

    So she referred to three little words out of two hours of talking points. Big deal! It is not the same thing as having all your notes in front of you on a teleprompter. She shoots from the hip pretty well, considering she is held to a higher standard than the president. Even the president doesn’t know everything and has a panel of experts to rely on, yet Sarah Palin is expected to know everything, and right now. Then, because she writes three points to remember, she’s picked apart yet again. That’s all you got? Get real!

  3. Runny on February 7th, 2010 6:44 pm

    Are you saying that 3 or 4 words written on the palm of the hand are the same as using a teleprompter?
    2 or 3 months ago, when one of the panels fell on the floor. President Obama wasn’t able to finish the sentence it has started…

  4. Runny on February 7th, 2010 6:46 pm

    Ops I meant
    the sentence he had started.


  5. Daniel GG on February 7th, 2010 10:59 pm

    How stupid do you have to be to not be able to remember these 2 points? “Energy… Tax Cuts… Lift American Spirits” It’s frightening that she can’t remember even that much without notes.

    There are readily available videos of Obama speaking well without notes, but Republicans cannot believe a black man can be intelligent, so they perpetuate their little teleprompter myth. What sad, pathetic people Republicans are.

  6. Old Man Dotes on February 7th, 2010 11:56 pm

    On the other hand, Obama will almost certianyl complete his term in office, and not resign halfway through in hopes of cashing in on his fame. Of course he’s not an idiot who thinks that living in Alaska makes him an authority on Soviet relations, either, nor does he talk about “Family Values” and have a daughter who proves he can’t teach those values. In fact, he’s trying to help the nation recover from the recession brought on by the Reagan and Bush administrations, and the GOP is fighting him every inch of the way, even when it’s OBVIOUS that the propasals are good for the country. But then, he’s not a racist bigot, either, like the teabaggers.

  7. Ken on February 8th, 2010 1:53 pm

    Well she critisized President Obama for using tele-prompters yet she needs talking points to talk about written on her hand. President Obama did not use a tele-prompter to respond to all the un-scripted and unscreened questions with the Republicans. She new what the questions were going to be and they screened them and still she needed to write notes on her hand ….give me a break! But anyway I am a Democrat and I want Sarah Palin to run for President in 2012. That would result in 4 more years of President Obama…..bring it on please!!!!

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  9. michael andrecic on February 8th, 2010 11:01 pm

    You want proof of obama talking and knowing the issues very well? And With out his beloved teleprompter too? Did you not see how he handled that question time in Baltimore from the lion’s den of republicans? Lets see Palin get in front of all Democrats and handle it like he did.

  10. James Stailey on February 9th, 2010 7:37 am

    Palin is a wanna be, but will NEVER be president.

    But, she CAN see Russia from her house!

  11. George on February 9th, 2010 7:56 pm

    Sarah Palin is a bimbo who isn’t fit to bag groceries or babysit, much less serve in any political office requiring actual decision-making ability. The fact that literally tens of millions of Americans continue to support the bimbo speaks volumes about how far we’ve fallen as an educated people. Stupid is as stupid does, as Forest Gump always said.

  12. Runny on February 9th, 2010 8:28 pm


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