Ct. Space Alien Fighter Buys Rifle for Coming Invasion

July 6, 2010

(ChattahBox)—Who can blame him? We have been bombarded with terrifying images of alien invasions, since moving pictures were invented. And lately there has been that cold-blooded reptile alien lady in the TV series “V,” to creep us all out. And what about the terror-inducing remake of “War of the Worlds,” with the alien death machines that spewed the blood and gore of chewed up humans all over the planet? Yep, Dane Eisenman, 57, had the right idea when he recently answered a classified ad to buy a rifle to protect himself from the coming invasion of “aliens who live under the sun.” Damn straight! Blow those space alien suckers away.

The alien hunter Eisenman, who resides in Fairfield, CT, alerted the suspicions of the gun seller, when he started talking crazy about shooting aliens. The seller reported Eisenman’s strange behavior to Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez:

“He said he was going to use the weapon to kill aliens,” Perez said.

“The seller was unsure if Eisenman was referring to space aliens or illegal aliens, Perez added. Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because “They’re going to be coming soon.”

Unfortunately for Eisenman, he is a convicted felon and is banned from owning a gun. Eisenman was charged with the criminal possession of a firearm. And he will now have to revert to plan B: destroy the aliens with his mind.

Photo Source: Fairfield Police Dept.

H/T Arbroath


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