Pedophile Priest Apologist Bill Donohue: To Scare Lady Gaga Straight With Beer Date

April 19, 2011

(ChattahBox US News)—No perceived slight against the Catholic faith is too small for buffoonish Catholic League president Bill Donohue, to take to the airwaves to whine about anti-Catholic bias. Why the Catholics keep this guy on as their spokesman is a mystery. Maybe he would be taken more seriously if he had the force of moral authority behind him. He doesn’t. When Donohue isn’t railing against Hollywood and pop stars, he’s the number one apologist for the pedophile priest scandal in the Catholic Church. He offensively blames the rampant clerical abuse of children on the gays. It’s “a homosexual scandal, not a pedophilia scandal,” insists Donohue. Against this backdrop, this foolish vile man is up in arms over Lady Gaga’s Easter video release of, “Judas,” in which she casts herself as Mary Magdalene. He says her new single is a “middle-finger message” to Catholics during Holy Week. Donohue suggested she should leave Catholics alone and “Go pick on Muslims,” instead. And he made an offer to the bisexual Lady Gaga to “straighten” her out over a beer. What a guy!

Think Progress reports on Bill Donohue’s plot to divert perceived anti-Catholic discrimination to the Muslim faith, because you know, they are Muslims. Apparently, religious tolerance only extends to Catholicism in Donohue’s warped mind. By-the-way, he doesn’t like Jews much either.

Donohue took his whining and odious persona to Fox News.

DONOHUE: You can’t even show a depiction of Muhammad on TV, in the newspapers, and whatnot. And I’m not out there to say let’s have equality by dumping on the Muslims. I’m simply saying why does it take fear as a motivational ethic on the part of some people to respect Muslim rights? Do they want Catholics to pick up a machete in order for them to get their rights?

Donohue, who just penned another screed defending pedophile priests, saying “The refrain that child rape is a reality in the Church is twice wrong: let’s get it straight—they weren’t children and they weren’t raped,” thinks he can ply Lady Gaga with alcohol to change her sexual orientation.

“You hang out with Bill Donohue, I’ll buy you a beer, honey, and maybe we can straighten you out, finally,” he said.

Donhue was last worked up over Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen’s revelation in a magazine interview that her “best friend is her vibrator.”

“Our society was a much happier place when Annette Funicello pranced around as a ‘Mickey Mouse Mouseketeer,’ and now we have Taylor Momsen prancing around with a dildo in hand,” said Donahue. Looks like this gal’s got lots of issues. No wonder she voiced her insanity in a magazine called Disorder.”

Bill Donohue is the one who has issues.



3 Responses to “Pedophile Priest Apologist Bill Donohue: To Scare Lady Gaga Straight With Beer Date”

  1. Drayke on April 20th, 2011 1:02 am

    This guy is a nut job. Gaga’s nutty too, but in a fun, artistic, freeing way. He’s nutty in a tin-foil hat, ride out the apocalypse in my bunker sort of way. The notion that the poor underdog Catholics are being unfairly picked on is completely ridiculous. They have been the dominant religious world power for hundreds of years. It’s obnoxious to me for him to imply that Catholicism is David and Lady Gaga is Goliath. Quite the opposite. Everyone is David next to the Church. For them to claim they are persecuted is about as silly as a white man in the United States complaining about how rough he has it for being white. What a load of crap.

  2. Sue on April 20th, 2011 8:52 am

    Hey Drayke:

    Well said. I couldn’t agree more. Although I would love to be a fly on the wall at the Bill Donohue-Lady Gaga beer summit to turn her straight.

  3. Joshua on April 27th, 2011 12:25 pm

    Donohue is insane. He defends the priests on the basis of the difference between pre and post pubescent children. As if a priest rubbing his thang up against a thirteen year old kid is okay so long as the kid has reached puberty. Then he bashes on men that have relationships with adult men. This planets ignorance is out of control. The fact that they can’t see the difference between consensual adult partnerships and adults coercing children into bed tells me all I need to know about Christians…They like to have sex with their children. One seriously has to be cautious about taking their children into their sanctuaries. No one will be safe until all the christians build one giant compound to homeschool their children. We have to keep Christians out of the public schools. Their fear of homosexuality makes sex too much of a discussion in public schools which are supposed to be about education. Not to mention talk about sexuality turns them into violent monsters. Their religion makes them act so uncivilized.

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