‘Stew Maker’ Arrested For Dissolving 300 Bodies

January 24, 2009

Mexico (ChattahBox) – In the most recent arrest made by the Mexican army, in relation to the raging drug wars in the region, Santiago Meza, or the ‘Stew Maker’ has been arrested, having been accused of dissolving 300 bodies in caustic soda over the last decade.

Meza was paid $600 weekly to dissolve the bodies, brought to him by members of Teodoro Garcia Simental cartel, a notorious drug lord in the area, who is well known for murdering his rivals.

“They brought me the bodies and I just got rid of them,” Meza admitted. “I didn’t feel anything.”

Meza was arrested just outside of Tijuana.  Military authorities said Meza admitted being Garcia’s body disposal expert, nicknamed “El Pozolero del Teo” — roughly translated: Teo’s soup maker.  According to one Mexican news report, alleged crime boss Teodoro Garcia Simental, nicknamed El Teo, narrowly escaped after soldiers on Thursday raided an upscale resort outside the Baja California port city 70 miles south of San Diego.

Garcia, said to be in his mid-30s, is believed to be battling the Arellano Felix drug cartel for control of the Tijuana area in a turf war that has claimed more than 500 lives since late September. Many of the disintegrated remains left in barrels on busy streets have been attributed to El Teo, and have included messages addressed to reputed rivals threatening to make their henchmen into pozole, a Mexican soup.


3 Responses to “‘Stew Maker’ Arrested For Dissolving 300 Bodies”

  1. El Toro on January 24th, 2009 4:37 pm

    We need to make him an American citizen and send him to find Bin Laden! Bin Laden Soup!!!

  2. olivia on January 25th, 2009 12:03 am

    As he doesn’t kill people, just disposes of the bodies, I fail to see how he would be effective when used as a weapon against terrorists. lol.

  3. Jennifer on January 25th, 2009 9:53 am

    Doesn’t it make you love our defacto open borders policy with Mexico? Meza, or anybody wanted in Mexico for that matter, could just slip across the border and start mowing lawns for a living. And he’s a such a little guy, don’t you have sympathy? They’re just SO cute. I think we need a stewmaker in every community.

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