Van der Sloot Brags To Media About Marriage Proposals

June 22, 2010

Peru (ChattahBox) – Joran Van der Sloot, the murder suspect who never shuts up, has been interviewed yet again. This time, he bragged to frothing reporters about his marriage proposals.

The 22-year-old Dutch murder suspect of Stephany Flores and Natalee Holloway is a media reporters dream. He is stupid, arrogant, and never shuts the hell up.

This time, he gave an interview from Lima, Peru, where he is awaiting trial for the murder of a 21-year-old Peruvian woman, a murder he confessed to.

He has since retracted the confession, claiming to have been ‘tricked’ into giving a detailed account of exactly how he beat and strangled her for seeing an email related to the murder of Natalee Holloway on his laptop.

According to Van der Sloot, he has received numerous proposals from killer groupies all over the world, including one likely insane woman who wants him to impregnate her.

I look forward to the end of his trial, when he falls into obscurity again.



4 Responses to “Van der Sloot Brags To Media About Marriage Proposals”

  1. jvmfan on June 22nd, 2010 2:05 pm

    Joran is NOT crazy. He is a psychopath! If you are interested in the justice that’s about to take place see the TV show called “ISSUES” –they will have a most of the hour on this Van der Sloot monster tonight. ISSUES on CNN Headline News has been covering it better than anyone.

  2. jdoe on June 23rd, 2010 4:47 am

    ” a murder he confessed to.”
    WTF!! if you’re going to write in a “news blog” why not take an English course first? Never end a SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION!
    As for JVS, even in third world countries there’s the presumption of innocence until guilt is proven. However, public opinion has rendered guilt without a trial. Shame.

  3. jsea on June 23rd, 2010 10:29 am

    We are talking about the Very Precious Lives of 2 Young ladies, who cares if the press ended a sentence with a preposition. Are you for Real…. SERIOULSLY!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. olivia on June 23rd, 2010 10:32 am

    jdoe – If you are going to write a pedantic grammar whine on a news blog, why not try writing it with proper punctuation and capitalization? Just a thought.

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