Van der Sloot Wants Television Deal, Bigger Idiot Than Originally Believed

July 1, 2010

Peru (ChattahBox) – Joran Van der Sloot…what can I say about him that I haven’t already? We all already know he is a murdering, psychopathic scumbag. But he may be even more of an idiot than we originally believed.

A few days after he was indicted on charges of attempting to sell details of Natalee Holloway’s disappearance to her heartbroken mother, Van der Sloot has reportedly been looking for a television deal, ABC revealed.

That’s right, he is looking for someone to pay him a million dollars to chat from the Castro Castro prison, where he is being held for the murder of Stephany Flores Ramirez.

Have you ever heard the phrase, “Who wants to buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?” It may usually be attributed to a cautionary tale about promiscuity, but it applies here, just as well.

Joran, who would want to pay you a million dollars when you spend your days spouting off to anyone who will listen? All you do is talk to media reporters who are poised on the edge of their seats, hoping you will slip up and give a few of those admissions you tossed the police’s way.


5 Responses to “Van der Sloot Wants Television Deal, Bigger Idiot Than Originally Believed”

  1. reeblite on July 1st, 2010 2:08 pm

    the media will be outbidding now for an exclusive. he’s one smart MF sociopath.
    the judge should squash this from happening now or he’ll be screaming international civil rites violations and wrigglilng his way out of this prison successfully. i want to see him burn.

  2. jo on July 1st, 2010 5:05 pm

    5 words–how dumb is this guy?

  3. majii on July 1st, 2010 6:40 pm

    Even his own mother has stated that he is very sick, and she will not be attending his trial. You know you’ve hit your lowest point when your own mom has given up on you.

    You can find the article with her interview here:

  4. shawna on July 1st, 2010 8:32 pm

    I suggest that whatever station gives him a tv deal… we all notify that station that we are banning them from our tv and tv guide. I’ve done it with one station. I have no problem with doing it with another.

  5. duncan cundle on July 18th, 2010 6:52 pm

    this guy and i use guy loosly should be in barnum and baily circus as a trained clown

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